Tuesday, April 28, 2009

did i mention

that u neocon faux newz assshooles we'll never git it strate bekase obhhama nows what his doooing and u arnt

Monday, April 20, 2009

i gotz me a knew butt buddie



and his name is duly noted. he luvz to bend mah spokz and steele my rims and he kisses mah chocolate starfish so pashionitely he luvz me and i luv him yure dun jane u trader i iz luvin duly noted specially caze he hadent bin laden at the goc seense oh for and naw hiz cummin bak and shuttin diz neocons down

i luv you janey but yur cock isnt big enuf fo my gaping bunghole so i gotz to giv duly noted the go ahead so whie dunt u chek him out fo me an pleez give him your blezzing bekase i dun luvs him an hiz on duh covuh uv times magazeen and i luvs heem

Thursday, April 9, 2009

i iz diprezzed todaay

i just herd the newz that my bestest most big idol uv all timez has gune to be with the big 20-sided dice in the skie whut am i gooing to doo now

bifore mah unkle started molesting me and makeing me suk his dick in mah mommies basemunt i used to play d&d by meself becaze i didnt hav any frends and i still play with myself todays

i iz reely gunna mice you dave arneson when i play with myself toonite i am gooing to be theenking of you

why duz live hafta be so crool

rip

Friday, April 3, 2009

i luv u george michael

this one has me bouncing off the walls tonite because im so excited about this dedication to me. i luv u george michael i luv u wham

i love the five oh clock shadow tickling me in mah funny parts i love u gorge you give me a reshon to spank it if it wasnt fo u i dunt know what i wood do wif my wood i luv u gorge at leest i now ur are not a neocon

xoxoxoxo haha

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Best moovey evah

this has to be won ov my favorete scenes evah. mah faforite mofie, mah faforite scene.

i love u bart renalds!