i love you jane

i just wintend the wurld to now it. im in luv with jane and shes going to merry me. take that neocons! take that!

im gooing to pit him outta bidness

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best president of the united nations evah!

did you watch that tonight? did you listen to the best president evah? take that dubya and you neocon assholes! this prezdent nows how to speek and he nows how to fix dis jorge bush 8 yeer bullshit economy. you assholes now yu were rong 4 the laast 8 yeers. suck it up bitches! you wish you had a obama/biden sticker on yur ride now dont cha?

fuck you neocons!

i'm so pissed

i just lost my job today as a janitor at mcdonalds. wtf. my momma's making me subsidize her pussy stretching by my suckin the micky d's manager/s cock seven times a weeek. giss what. that guy made me swallow today and than he fired me. what a republicant neocon asshole. im so sick and tired of havin to produce. i voted for the best pressidant in the wirld so i wuldnot have to pay for the gas in my pinto. i voted for the black jimmy peanut. he wuz supposed to save me and my 14 kids from the neocon power grab. what did i do wrong?

conservatives really piss me off so i'm going to play my favorite punk rock band for you. if you dont like it, tell my western civ teacher tommorow when im applying some oxy 10. i dony pay no attention anyways.

I lernedd how to link to assholes. my conter is ghoing to spin out of contrull as i run you drunk dipshits out of cyberstapce. im going to take you out befor you now what to do. your done assholes.

bad day

it was a really bad day in school today. i did get to go to the library and yse the computer their to comment on the alcoholic old cripples web site. that was fun. he is such a senile old moron. After that i ran into pedro and jaun in the hall and they beat me up. fools. dint they know im an internet god? i hate mexicans.

this is so cool

for the record, blink 182 is the best band in the world. whats evin better is that i finally figirid out how to embed a video without creamin myselv. these pretty boys went to the same grammer skool as me and they still dance like i wus there spoonin with them. blink 182 rocks more than sAturday metal ever could nor ever did. power to poway. yeah! blink 182 bitches! you wish you were me.

uncles

my mom comes from a very big family. you would not believe how many uncles i have. they come to visit all the time an mom lets them stay with her in her room. i'm such a lucky kid.