Monday, June 8, 2009

i luvs sally

sally iz tired of the cripple editing her posts. she be starting her own site. it iz
http://sallyanncavanaugh-sally.blogspot.com/

ise given up jane. she iz a loser. sally sent me a picture of herself. here it iz. aint she sexy?



this iz betr than the skankz that crippled asshole posts. she also has better titz than jane.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

i iz and you aint

sorry i haffent poosted in a while but iz just gotz out of county jail i never thaught dat id be gettin nailed fo' suckin dick i wuz sure dat i wuz wun step ahead o duh man. boyee wuz i rong? dam mah azz shure duz hert but iz now wun thing fo sho iz is gettin hitz lef and rite and dat neocon cripple wishez he had duh hitz im gettin an dat drunk asshole too be wishin sum wishes caze i be rule duh intranizzle fo shizzle. fucke u neocuns

Sunday, May 17, 2009

did i mention

that i'm turned by this hole thing. mah hartz wont stop pumpin like mamma in the back of the van

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

did i mention

that u neocon faux newz assshooles we'll never git it strate bekase obhhama nows what his doooing and u arnt

Monday, April 20, 2009

i gotz me a knew butt buddie



and his name is duly noted. he luvz to bend mah spokz and steele my rims and he kisses mah chocolate starfish so pashionitely he luvz me and i luv him yure dun jane u trader i iz luvin duly noted specially caze he hadent bin laden at the goc seense oh for and naw hiz cummin bak and shuttin diz neocons down

i luv you janey but yur cock isnt big enuf fo my gaping bunghole so i gotz to giv duly noted the go ahead so whie dunt u chek him out fo me an pleez give him your blezzing bekase i dun luvs him an hiz on duh covuh uv times magazeen and i luvs heem

Thursday, April 9, 2009

i iz diprezzed todaay

i just herd the newz that my bestest most big idol uv all timez has gune to be with the big 20-sided dice in the skie whut am i gooing to doo now

bifore mah unkle started molesting me and makeing me suk his dick in mah mommies basemunt i used to play d&d by meself becaze i didnt hav any frends and i still play with myself todays

i iz reely gunna mice you dave arneson when i play with myself toonite i am gooing to be theenking of you

why duz live hafta be so crool

rip

Friday, April 3, 2009

i luv u george michael

this one has me bouncing off the walls tonite because im so excited about this dedication to me. i luv u george michael i luv u wham

i love the five oh clock shadow tickling me in mah funny parts i love u gorge you give me a reshon to spank it if it wasnt fo u i dunt know what i wood do wif my wood i luv u gorge at leest i now ur are not a neocon

xoxoxoxo haha

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Best moovey evah

this has to be won ov my favorete scenes evah. mah faforite mofie, mah faforite scene.

i love u bart renalds!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Mah fifteenie minutes of fame

I now you neocons wish yoo were me. i gots mah fivteen meenouts of fame rite now in mishigan yo! check me out yo

yoo jus wate until i busta ooot o' jale im gonna rage against duh mashine and wenna i do marrie jaine snach iz is in luv wid him.

i luvz ya stinky

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jane kix butt

my new gorlfrend Jane is relly kicing ass over at Topeka Troll's go jane!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Hungin Tuff

this be my possy and dunt you fukin neocons blame this on jon karry he is the reel war hero. i uzed tah hav duh biggist cruch on him unteel i fond out dat he was penetratin my mommies bung hole moor then mine i iz steal in luv wid him

new kidz on duh block r so much bettah dan white peepl muzic

i cunt wait unteel i cuz be votin foh algooor ''07 u wheel see u stuupide neocon nazi. amerekan peeple is smarter dan dat an iz a pruves it

Thursday, March 12, 2009

may ass herts

I wuz so hi last nite i dont know whut hapeeeened to muh spokes but they be bent and muh ass heryts. at leese i made mah mama tin dallors!!!!!!!!!!!!

dis is mah faveriote video you racist n^ocons. i am tired of you bullshit 7ightwing assholes ruining our showwn did iz tell you im the best there ever wuz? o love masterbating to menuduo its won ov my favorite passtimes jus so u now.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

i need a balinout.

i dont want a bailout i just weunt some free shit! cmon ne3cons and i has it rite heear dis time.

i aint gonna hafta pay me mortgage, i aint gonna hafta pay fo mah gas. life be good good whiteboy for me not fo' yor. youz gunna pay neoncon whitebread! cunt on it!

Monday, March 9, 2009

me momahas early yearsss when my butt hurt

didn't my mom useed to be hot? yu know she was. iz been gooing through the familie al bums and findin' pics of my mom when she was pregnat with me. i that i would shere it wif you homies. she gots anudder one in duh oven but shes still puffing the glass dick. dis is wut she looked like when she was pregnat wif me. she unly tricked two bucks for a sloppy one. anal only costed a doller more. you neocon assholes missed out. msma wuz onlie chargin two for goo and six for multiple dicks. mama know how to work it yo! the necks time i see mah pimp inperson iz gonna hook mah mudder up. b tw if you want sloppy seconds msma cant wate you neocon assholes, 'dis be onlie a doller moar fo anyting and everyting. $3 will hook you up yo! i rillay wish my mom would stop suckin dick for drugs. she be takin mah bidness. dis be her in duh early yeers when her bung was half ass clean. that was a long time ago yo



stop takin mah bidness mammah. you is ruinin shit fo me i know you wuZ suckin the glass dick when i wus in your woom but dunt be dissin me like you iz. i promise ill blow the officar in charge

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

sorry jane


i is kicking you to the curb bitch. i am sick and tired of you not backing me up on the bestest bloog in the wurld. i found myself a knew source of trading blowjobs for meth. i is dont be needing you any more hore

take dat

i wants a devorse

take a look at me bitch im going to be famus sooon

im gooing to keep the yello spenders ho. u aint be gittin dose backe

Sunday, March 1, 2009

sunday metal

ill show you denny. know one nows metal like i do. this iz the best metal in the universh. i is sik and tired of you hogging xcyberspace wif your lame 'sunday metal'. its time fur me to run duh show with true medal like dis



eat yur harts out you fucking neocons

Friday, February 27, 2009

i love you jane

i just wintend the wurld to now it. im in luv with jane and shes going to merry me. take that neocons! take that!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

im gooing to pit him outta bidness

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

best president of the united nations evah!

did you watch that tonight? did you listen to the best president evah? take that dubya and you neocon assholes! this prezdent nows how to speek and he nows how to fix dis jorge bush 8 yeer bullshit economy. you assholes now yu were rong 4 the laast 8 yeers. suck it up bitches! you wish you had a obama/biden sticker on yur ride now dont cha?

fuck you neocons!

Monday, February 23, 2009

i'm so pissed

i just lost my job today as a janitor at mcdonalds. wtf. my momma's making me subsidize her pussy stretching by my suckin the micky d's manager/s cock seven times a weeek. giss what. that guy made me swallow today and than he fired me. what a republicant neocon asshole. im so sick and tired of havin to produce. i voted for the best pressidant in the wirld so i wuldnot have to pay for the gas in my pinto. i voted for the black jimmy peanut. he wuz supposed to save me and my 14 kids from the neocon power grab. what did i do wrong?

conservatives really piss me off so i'm going to play my favorite punk rock band for you. if you dont like it, tell my western civ teacher tommorow when im applying some oxy 10. i dony pay no attention anyways.

I lernedd how to link to assholes. my conter is ghoing to spin out of contrull as i run you drunk dipshits out of cyberstapce. im going to take you out befor you now what to do. your done assholes.

bad day

it was a really bad day in school today. i did get to go to the library and yse the computer their to comment on the alcoholic old cripples web site. that was fun. he is such a senile old moron. After that i ran into pedro and jaun in the hall and they beat me up. fools. dint they know im an internet god? i hate mexicans.

this is so cool

for the record, blink 182 is the best band in the world. whats evin better is that i finally figirid out how to embed a video without creamin myselv. these pretty boys went to the same grammer skool as me and they still dance like i wus there spoonin with them. blink 182 rocks more than sAturday metal ever could nor ever did. power to poway. yeah! blink 182 bitches! you wish you were me.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

uncles

my mom comes from a very big family. you would not believe how many uncles i have. they come to visit all the time an mom lets them stay with her in her room. i'm such a lucky kid.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

my second favorite song

dont you mind those assholes over at grouchy old cripple. their a bunch of rightwingnuts. if your going to listen to them than your stupid. I am the smartest pirson in the werld wither you like it or not. your a dumbass and im smart.

i am smart and your stupid.



i am smart and your stupid.

Best Song Evah!!!

I know Grouchy Old Cripple and that asshole CharlieDelta like to post videos, so I'm going to show them by posting my all time favorite! Do you hear me? My all time favorite! You know you wish you were me.

LOL. Denny posted a picture of a tranny on his website. How do I know? Because I think she's hot and I don't like women.

Friday, February 20, 2009

I have to stay up past my bedtime so I can wait for that drunken redneck in Georgia to go to bed. Otherwise he edits my comments immediately. Haha! He can't do that here. I am sooooo smart.

YAAAAYYYY!!! now you can see me!

im so excited that i cant even contain myself. my first post! he he! i sure wish this little boner of mine would go down, but my balls haven't dropped yet so i asked mommy to have one of her "john's" help me out. he said that my peach fuzz was cute. yes you read that right. he said my peach fuzz was CUTE! that made it go up again and i cant wipe the smile off my face (or his jizz off my chin)

anyways like i thought i would like post a picture of myself so you could see who's going to show those rightwingnuts over at GOC who really gets the hits. i am the best at what i do and dont you ever forget it.

btw i made this poster for my basement wall after my friend took a picture of me at gaymart in hillcrest. you know you are jealous!

Hi. My screen name is haha. Isn't that a neat name? It took me over two weeks to come up with it. I live in a trailer in National City California with my mother. I don't know who my father is. All I know is that at one time he was a sailor stationed in San Diego.

I like to spend time making intelligent comments over at the grouchyold cripple sight. He's an alcoholic redneck who lives in atlanta Georgia. I like to make fun of him and some of the commentors who appear there. One of my favorite wingnuts is a redneck named CharlieDelta. I told him I lived in a big house on a hill in La Mesa. I also told him that I stood right next to him at a bar in El Cajon. Since I'm only 14, I couldn't get in the bar, but I know I scared CharlieDelta who is a major league pussy.

Denny at the grouchyolscripple sight always edits my posts so I thought I'd start my own blog. I'm so ,uch smarter than the winguts over there.