Monday, March 9, 2009

me momahas early yearsss when my butt hurt

didn't my mom useed to be hot? yu know she was. iz been gooing through the familie al bums and findin' pics of my mom when she was pregnat with me. i that i would shere it wif you homies. she gots anudder one in duh oven but shes still puffing the glass dick. dis is wut she looked like when she was pregnat wif me. she unly tricked two bucks for a sloppy one. anal only costed a doller more. you neocon assholes missed out. msma wuz onlie chargin two for goo and six for multiple dicks. mama know how to work it yo! the necks time i see mah pimp inperson iz gonna hook mah mudder up. b tw if you want sloppy seconds msma cant wate you neocon assholes, 'dis be onlie a doller moar fo anyting and everyting. $3 will hook you up yo! i rillay wish my mom would stop suckin dick for drugs. she be takin mah bidness. dis be her in duh early yeers when her bung was half ass clean. that was a long time ago yo



stop takin mah bidness mammah. you is ruinin shit fo me i know you wuZ suckin the glass dick when i wus in your woom but dunt be dissin me like you iz. i promise ill blow the officar in charge
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    So Denny's ex-wife is your mother. Wow, what are the odds?

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  2. hahaMarch 11, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    no! no! that alcoholic bastard can't b my father. how can u say that jane? you are one cruel bitch. and after i told u how much i love you.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    Nobody said denny was your father. Although it would explain a lot. After all, denny was born poor white trash in the Missouri Ozarks. His family tree is probably more colorful than he'd care to admit, if you get my meaning.

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  4. hahaMarch 12, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    yeh jane. that hilbilly's parents were probably brother and sister.

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