Mah fifteenie minutes of fame

I now you neocons wish yoo were me. i gots mah fivteen meenouts of fame rite now in mishigan yo! check me out yo

yoo jus wate until i busta ooot o' jale im gonna rage against duh mashine and wenna i do marrie jaine snach iz is in luv wid him.

i luvz ya stinky

Jane kix butt

my new gorlfrend Jane is relly kicing ass over at Topeka Troll's go jane!

Hungin Tuff

this be my possy and dunt you fukin neocons blame this on jon karry he is the reel war hero. i uzed tah hav duh biggist cruch on him unteel i fond out dat he was penetratin my mommies bung hole moor then mine i iz steal in luv wid him

new kidz on duh block r so much bettah dan white peepl muzic

i cunt wait unteel i cuz be votin foh algooor ''07 u wheel see u stuupide neocon nazi. amerekan peeple is smarter dan dat an iz a pruves it

may ass herts

I wuz so hi last nite i dont know whut hapeeeened to muh spokes but they be bent and muh ass heryts. at leese i made mah mama tin dallors!!!!!!!!!!!!

dis is mah faveriote video you racist n^ocons. i am tired of you bullshit 7ightwing assholes ruining our showwn did iz tell you im the best there ever wuz? o love masterbating to menuduo its won ov my favorite passtimes jus so u now.

i need a balinout.

i dont want a bailout i just weunt some free shit! cmon ne3cons and i has it rite heear dis time.

i aint gonna hafta pay me mortgage, i aint gonna hafta pay fo mah gas. life be good good whiteboy for me not fo' yor. youz gunna pay neoncon whitebread! cunt on it!

me momahas early yearsss when my butt hurt

didn't my mom useed to be hot? yu know she was. iz been gooing through the familie al bums and findin' pics of my mom when she was pregnat with me. i that i would shere it wif you homies. she gots anudder one in duh oven but shes still puffing the glass dick. dis is wut she looked like when she was pregnat wif me. she unly tricked two bucks for a sloppy one. anal only costed a doller more. you neocon assholes missed out. msma wuz onlie chargin two for goo and six for multiple dicks. mama know how to work it yo! the necks time i see mah pimp inperson iz gonna hook mah mudder up. b tw if you want sloppy seconds msma cant wate you neocon assholes, 'dis be onlie a doller moar fo anyting and everyting. $3 will hook you up yo! i rillay wish my mom would stop suckin dick for drugs. she be takin mah bidness. dis be her in duh early yeers when her bung was half ass clean. that was a long time ago yo



stop takin mah bidness mammah. you is ruinin shit fo me i know you wuZ suckin the glass dick when i wus in your woom but dunt be dissin me like you iz. i promise ill blow the officar in charge

i love this man

sorry jane

i is kicking you to the curb bitch. i am sick and tired of you not backing me up on the bestest bloog in the wurld. i found myself a knew source of trading blowjobs for meth. i is dont be needing you any more hore

take dat

i wants a devorse

take a look at me bitch im going to be famus sooon

im gooing to keep the yello spenders ho. u aint be gittin dose backe

sunday metal

ill show you denny. know one nows metal like i do. this iz the best metal in the universh. i is sik and tired of you hogging xcyberspace wif your lame 'sunday metal'. its time fur me to run duh show with true medal like dis



eat yur harts out you fucking neocons